Sorry kink explorers, but fluffy handcuffs are considered vanilla.

If you have a thing for tentacles, figging, snowballing, rusty trombone, cupping or queening then you’re definitely considered kinky though, and this great periodic table will show you some associated kinks.

My favourite bit is the common paraphilias section in white, but it’s all interesting and it’d make a great conversation starter with a current or potential partner.

Or perhaps, if you are a very brave adventurer, it’d make an interesting bingo card. Try one and tick it off the list.

UberSoft sells an A1 printed version that’d be perfect in someone special’s Christmas stocking for just £9.99.
Or click the image below to view and download a free high-res digital version for your desktop.